Monday, March 15, 2010

a mutton joke=)

a gal was skipping to her home after school to her mummy

gal:mummy mummy!!! the rest of them in my class could oni say up to 5 but i can say till 10

1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10

mummy: very good!

gal: is it becoz im blonde?

mummy:yes its becoz ur blonde

the NEXT DAY THE SAME gal was skipping to her home after school to her mummy

gal:mummy mummy!!! the rest of them in my class could oni say up to D but i can say till G

A…B…C…D…E…F…G

mummy: very good!

gal: is it becoz im blonde?

mummy:yes its becoz ur blonde

the NEXT DAY THE SAME gal was skipping to her home after PE LESSON IN HER school to her mummy

gal:mummy mummy!!! after pe everyone was changing…all the gals had flat chest but mine was not…hw cum? is it becoz im blonde?

mummy:NO! its becoz UR 23 YR OLD!

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