Monday, March 15, 2010

a mutton joke=)

a gal was skipping to her home after school to her mummy

gal:mummy mummy!!! the rest of them in my class could oni say up to 5 but i can say till 10

1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10

mummy: very good!

gal: is it becoz im blonde?

mummy:yes its becoz ur blonde

the NEXT DAY THE SAME gal was skipping to her home after school to her mummy

gal:mummy mummy!!! the rest of them in my class could oni say up to D but i can say till G

A…B…C…D…E…F…G

mummy: very good!

gal: is it becoz im blonde?

mummy:yes its becoz ur blonde

the NEXT DAY THE SAME gal was skipping to her home after PE LESSON IN HER school to her mummy

gal:mummy mummy!!! after pe everyone was changing…all the gals had flat chest but mine was not…hw cum? is it becoz im blonde?

mummy:NO! its becoz UR 23 YR OLD!

Thursday, January 14, 2010

knOw urself better

For those of u who are currently cracking your head to think which courses/jobs I should take/apply, maybe it's good time to know more about yourself first....so, take some tests below to assess yourself and have fun!

Let’s start with your BMTI by using the Jung Typology Test™. This test will help you find:

  • Your type formula according to Carl Jung and Isabel Myers-Briggs typology along with the strengths of the preferences
  • The description of your personality type
  • The list of occupations and educational institutions where you can get relevant degree or training, most suitable for your personality type

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Now let’s move on to your Big Five Personality Test. This test measures what many psychologists consider to be the five fundamental dimensions of personality.

You can even make a comparison Personality test by comparing yourself with say, your mom, brother, sister, etc by taking the Twins Interactive Personality Test.

Or maybe you’d like something more lighthearted and amazingly spot on - The Personality DNA Test

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How about being honest with yourself? Check out this Personality Disorder Test! This should really put your mettle to the metal!

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Now for everybody’s most quizzed test - The IQ Test.

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If the test above was not your cup of tea, then the Am I Dumb? Common Sense Test should suit you better!

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How about a Fear/Phobia Test? Or are too scared to take this one?

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Love anyone? Check out Gary Chapman’s test for the 5 Languages of Love with his;

Personal Profiling and 30 Second Quizzes

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Test the strength of your Marriage with the Marriage Assessment: How Strong Is Your Marriage?

Or take the Marriage Compatibility Test And Evaluation

And if you’re not married and wondering if it will work out, do the Marriage Readiness Test to see if you and your partner are up for it yet.

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Are you an Alpha Male/Female? I think this one speaks for itself.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Have a sense of belonging and you’ll love your job

I HAVE met many parents who, in recent years, want their children to take up actuarial science. I know people who are actuaries and they are well-paid, contented individuals who can find work anywhere in the world.

So it must be a joy for these people to read a report in The Star on Jan 7 that the best job in the world currently is that of an actuary.


Okay, maybe not in the world, but certainly in the United States, as rated by
www.careercast.com
, a well-regarded job search portal.

The worst job? According to the list, that would go to the roustabout, someone who performs routine physical labour and maintenance on oil rigs and pipelines, both on and offshore. You can also find taxi driver and garbage collector on this list.

By coincidence, there was also an article in the same issue of The Star about Ben Southall, who became an international celebrity when he won the Best Job In The World contest.

Southall, if you recall, beat 34,000 entrants, including a Malaysian who was on the shortlist, to get this posting on picturesque Hamilton Island off the Great Barrier Reef in Queensland.

But if you think he did nothing but laze around the beach all day with his girlfriend, consider this. According to the report, Southall worked seven days a week and up to 19 hours a day. He visited 90 “exotic locations”, made 47 video diaries, and gave more than 250 media interviews – including a chat with Oprah Winfrey.

He also posted more than 75,000 words in 60 separate blogs – the equivalent of a small novel (or 150 Monday Starters) – uploaded more than 2,000 photos, and “tweeted more than 730 times”.

And you know what? He has done such a good job that his contract which ended on Jan 1 has been renewed.

Tourism Queensland has just offered him a new 18-month, six-figure (in Australian dollars, of course) contract to promote the state worldwide.

Well, these two stories did get me thinking about what really are the best and worst jobs in our country.

Are the best jobs the ones that pay the most and give you the most company benefits and media publicity? I don’t think so.

I have met my share of people in the limelight and they often lament about their stress level and what they would give to be able to have a good night’s sleep and not feel like they belong to the company 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

I am not surprised that stress plays a critical factor in how one assesses one’s job. In the careercast survey, the methodology used was to tabulate points based on the five core areas that are key to every job, and stress is one of them. Apart from stress, the other areas are environment, income, outlook and physical demands.

Some of us may have routine jobs that involve waking up, driving through a jam, frantically looking for a parking lot, sitting in a cubicle, working on file after file, playing Solitaire in between, taking a teh tarik break, working on file after file, and then heading home.

I am no management guru, but I believe that one of the key components to making a job great is that we are able to have a sense of belonging in the place where we work.

It does not matter whether we are a long-time worker nearing retirement or a fresh graduate. It does not matter whether we are struggling with a new work culture because our previous place of work is so different from the one we just moved into. It does not matter whether we are the so-called invisible workers that our busy bosses never take notice of.

What is important is that we know that our work matters, that there is a sense of ownership and what we do contributes to the greater good of the company. It helps that the people around us, from our colleagues to our bosses, make us feel that we belong. Whatever we do, we are appreciated. Nobody tells us that we are newbies and that we should behave like them or forever be seen as outsiders.

We celebrate our differences and work together as one, like different parts of the same body. In that way, we slowly overcome our daily trepidations and feel that we truly belong.

And that would make any job the best job in the world.

Monday Starters
By SOO EWE JIN

Friday, December 11, 2009

Malaysians are lucky...

Malaysians are lucky!
We are lucky to be born in such a peaceful,beautiful,wonderful and unparalleled country--MALAY SIA..
We have the politicians who are willing to put in their best endeavour in making money for all of us(apparently wholly for them themselves)
We have the 4th tallest building--KLCC....
Yet Malaysians are not those who are easy to be contented with their achievements...
Malaysians are now stepping forward...
PRB Holdings is planning to build the tallest building in the world in Malaysia which costs about 15-30 billions ringgit...
wow....cool man!
I am wondering about the purpose of building the tallest building...
Are malaysians going to shout like Tarzan on top of the WORLD to grab the attention of the world??
'OOO...EeeeooOOOo...EEeeooOOo..' OMG
Then we are going to have our 1Malaysia F1 team...
is Proton going to beat Ferrari? let's wait patiently to see how 1Malaysia team win the F1 championship...
Being born and bred in Malysia,we should be grateful that we are bestowed with many FATHERS...
We have the real,original father who lives with us,brings us up,educated us...
And we have these fake..not to say fake la~I think 'pirated' fathers....
Father of Independence---Tunku Abdul Rahman Putra Al - Haj
Father of Development--Tun Abdul Razak b. Hussein
Father of unity--Tun Hussein b. OnnFather of Modernisation---Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohamad

And now we are going to have a new father...
this new father is so supportive of the Biro Tatanegara(BTN) which is said to carry serious racial sentiments...he even admits that he is a racist proudly..
so we shall now honour him the FATHER OF RACISM....

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

im back...

hoo hoo...
im back...
i didnt know tat i've not been blogging for more than 3 months..
aiks....feeling so guilty...
haha...
time passes....eventually i've only 1 subject left for my spm....
what a relieve...
today just after my chemistry test,i couldnt wait to tidy up my stacks of book....
my books are all around every corner of my house...
my study room,store room,living room,staircase,bedroom....and even TOILET(dun trust me,im lying)
finally when i look at my almost empty bookcase,i feel so happy...
ahhhhhhhhhh...my mind is blank...
got no idea what to write anymore....
Zzzz...

Saturday, September 26, 2009

No,no,no..


sorry girl,no beach for you today..

Saturday, June 13, 2009